Strong you are with the force: Ask Yoda to teach you his 'levitation' trick.

Libby: ;) You are still the only other person I know of who even knows who Cat is... I agree - he is delectable.

Frightened: Yet again the internet leaves me asking "why a person do that?" Yet again, it leaves the question unanswered. Perhaps that is for the best.

Ken Valyi: No Jessica Rabbit! I mean come on.

Hohnoroa: And now, I have seen everything. Jack Sparrow listed AFTER Yakko as a sex interest...

goon@goons.com: hahahaha ever hear of paedophilia? yep and the fact that you say "calling someone fat is such a terrible insult lol" means you are :) hope you're proud of that, fatty.

swankivy: Wow, what incredibly poor logic! I guess if you defend gay people or suggest it's okay to be gay OMG U MUST BE A FAG, U GAYWAD!!!! Sorry, poor logic wins you no doggie bones.

I said "you're fat" is not a terrible insult because being fat has nothing to do with whether my points are valid or funny or whatever. It's unrelated. Incidentally this page does link to my main page, which has pictures where you could find out if I'm fat if you really wanted, but why would you bother to do any research since it's easier to just act like you know I'm fat and feel like that means you're better than me?

[Somehow I don't think it would help to tell people like this that I weigh less than a hundred pounds. They'd either tell me I'm therefore anorexic and unattractive because of it, or they'd just switch their comments to "ugly" and "pathetic" while leaving out "fat." It doesn't really make a difference if you're having a discussion with someone who thinks namecalling is a legitimate way to make a point.]

fattimagoo[at]fugie.net: I noticed there was no mention of the pedopheila comment. So... we're just okay with that then?

I guess being fat gives one certain allowences.

swankivy: Yeah, I think it's okay that you people are ranting and raving about how I'm a sick pedophilic freak because I have five teenagers on my list. I'm okay with that 'cause none of this makes any damn sense. I also have TWELVE people on it who are OLDER THAN DIRT, and people from every race, gender, and species, and yet you're acting like you found out I spank it to kindergarten porn and make a bigger deal out of my underage sweethearts than you do out of the fact that one of them is a Muppet. (Gee, or maybe it's all supposed to be funny!)

I find it hard to understand why my appreciation for Zero, Allison, Hiruma, Witch Baby, and Jake is being considered some kind of sign of mental illness or something. Men buy "barely legal" magazines and get turned on by the "schoolgirl thing" and it's just considered kinky, and we're talking men who actually act on these sexual desires with REAL people. I'm not saying that's cool; I'm saying it's a hell of a lot more fucked up and yet no one thinks it's abnormal.

Regardless of how the somethingawful.com editors were trying to PORTRAY me, I'm not any more interested in underage people than I am in any age people; those guys don't seem to be too interested in accuracy. They also claimed I posted "multiple characters from the same anime." There are FOUR from anime (out of thirty), and two of those four are from the same anime. That's not even significant. We are not dealing with very competent or observant people here. But since you're sheep and you just read what they told you to read and believed what they wanted you to believe, you now have a completely incorrect impression of me. Do you feel good about yourself now?

Chip Jackson: Yakko Warner? Really? Dot was the cute one. Ah well, better than Huckleberry Hound or Quck Draw McGraw I suppose.

Seriously though; Yakko?

Dillweed Jones: Regardless of how I found this site (Somethingawful), I actually enjoyed the list. Id pick Washu personally, but hey, its YOUR list.
Dont let the net bother ya. Some of us do have a sense of humour.

swankivy: Hmm, fake e-mail address sends a compliment (ish); that's unusual! Thanks Dillweed Jones. Nah, the net isn't "bothering me." Just some of its idiotic members. I've gotten quite a lot of positive attention from this, and the six dozen or so "omg please die" and "u r pathetic u loser!!!!" e-mails I've gotten from Somethingawful don't bother *me* so much as make me wonder what is wrong with the goons' brains that they enjoy anonymously commenting on someone's page specifically to go out of their way to tell me I'm a big loser for writing this.

some asshole: Frankly, your defense that "it's a joke, guys" (paraphrased, not verbatim, obviously.) doesn't work, because, in order for something to be a joke, it has to be funny. You seem like an intelligent enough person. So why are you so upset that people would make fun of you for something you perceive to be a joke? If they don't get it, what difference does it make? In any event, it doesn't seem like a joke. It seems like a play for attention... as in "look at me, I'm bisexual and I like anime and fantasy elves fairies whoo hoo love me oh god so lonely"

You strike me as one of those 10-15 year old girls who just realized that they have breasts and/or want to have sex with most moving things. In any event, thank you for being yet another example of the suckage of the internet. I hope you have a pleasant day.

swankivy: Editor's note: He named himself "some asshole"; I didn't have to do it. :)

It is a joke because I don't have sex with REAL people, much less even fictional ones. I'm not particularly upset, though it is getting quite old to get dozens of e-mails from people telling me to get laid or that I'm pathetic. Save it. And as for me being bisexual and trying to get attention for it, gee, I was wondering when someone might take a crack at the fact that there were two genders on this list. I'm not bisexual, I'm asexual, but I guess it's too much to ask for someone to read a little more about me on my huge personal site before presuming to act as though he has me completely figured out based on an essay in my "silly" category.

And I'm not in the 10-15 year old age group. So happens at the time of this writing I am twenty-nine. You don't have any idea what you're talking about and it shows, asswipe.