IM with Br

[I have a small problem on AOL. In my profile, I've created "extra categories," and it often causes me trouble. You see, I used the extra space allotted in my "location" category to describe my musical interests, which include (among other things) Weird Al and Suzanne Vega. But this means that whenever some horny young stud looks up Vegas or types in "Al" for Alabama, I come up on their "screwable" list because I am in the same location . . . so they think. But what's amazing is that they don't even READ the profile . . . they assume that since I came up in the search, I must be in the neighborhood. Even if I *was* interested in having cybersex, I'd still be insulted that the guy hadn't even bothered to read my *profile*. Sooooo . . . without further ado, here is my short IM with a guy who thought I was from Vegas. I was severely steamed at this point, having been frustrated by my Web travels this evening. So I wasn't taking any crap offa no one.]

Br: hi, im a young guy from vegas...are you interested in phone sex or real play?
SwankiVY2: When you drivin' from Vegas to Florida, where I live (which you would know if you had READ my profile)? Oh wait . . . nevermind, I wouldn't screw you anyway. Go to hell!

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Mikey: Yeah.. what a perfect ending to this so short and to the point IM that was great. :)

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