JBowden: how r u sweetie?
SwankiVY2: okay. . . .
JBowden: what r u wearing?
JBowden: do u have a pic?
JBowden: ????
SwankiVY2: Why are you asking me these questions?
JBowden: i was wondering if u wanted to have some fun
SwankiVY2: Fun is good.
JBowden: what about offline fun......
JBowden: as in some phone fun
SwankiVY2: I'm sorry. I'm very confused right now. . . .
SwankiVY2: Where the hell did you get the idea that I wanted to make moaning noises into the phone to turn you on?? You sick bastard! Stop thinking with your dick and turn your mind on! WAKE UP!

[JB did not answer for a very long time, and apparently he re-did his search. I must have come up again, and he did not remember my name.]

JBowden: do u want to have some hot phone fun?
SwankiVY2: Do you realize this is the THIRD time you have IMed me with your lustful offer?
SwankiVY2: Don't you even recognize my name?
SwankiVY2: Or do you keep coming back because you think eventually I'll give up?
JBowden: no?
SwankiVY2: For the last time, I don't want to make grunting noises to turn you on while you beat off.
SwankiVY2: My hot guy friends might want to have some nice homosexual lovin' for you, though, if you wanna go that way.

[Someone in the chat room I was in, Taboo1169, started getting IMs from this jerk too. We decided to tell him at the same time that we were lesbians.]

SwankiVY2: You know, Taboo1169 could tell you I'm her lover. :)

[He didn't answer me for a while but kept bugging my friend. I decided to harass him.]

SwankiVY2: Hot phone fun, huh? You couldn't give "hot phone fun" if your life depended on it. You'd be too busy sucking your own dick.
SwankiVY2: Honestly. WHAT do you get out of this, and WHY is it so damn important that you have phone sex? I really wish you would think about what you so earnestly seek.
SwankiVY2: Is it really that important?
SwankiVY2: Are you just another fucking body?

[Damn. I guess I shouldn't have wasted my breath.]

Mikey: Jbowden well I think the ending to this one was just great I also think that you hit it right on the nose as for what was bound to be in his mouth, this was funny stuff and I am glad you put this ass in his place......

DiLL: lol put him in his place eh? That's sad how someone can be so desperate. Oh well. It would have been great if you could have baited him with that 'lesbian' act. I could only imagine.