Mikey: Yeah I think you are so right "dick in the mouth" Kh loves the cock. I also have this feeling that he was dick fed by his father as a child and into his teen years till he obviously made his father dry. He should try to get a goverment grant for synthetic sperm or at least free access to a prison when he need to feed.

Dylan: hahahahahaha i love ur witty sarcasm. i could only wish i was that quick lol. meh. bravo. 'cumback, jeez learn how to spell'... WHAT THE FUCK????????? OK! GOD HELP THAT BOY! sad, pitifully sad. *applaud* good job!!!

Takun: *dies laughing onto keyboard*

antiflagjoe: Nice response hillarious!!!...Reading this made my day!!!! wow this guy wuz a real perv...Nice way you got rid of him. This gave me a really good laugh (: nice going

Nyasu: XDDDDDDDDD

i am going to be laughing for the rest of my life now. xD God, with so many random IM perverts, you must get a lot of opportunities for creative responses.

Zei-kun: I think my impressionable brain has also been damaged jajajaja
But is too funny to stop now
Oh well iŽll just have to learn to live with it
XDD

Jim: Really, I tend to agree with most of what you've written on this site except for the chat logs. Sure, they're being a little stupid, but there's no good reason you can't just say you're not interested. I'm sure most of them would have left you alone. Hell, in both of the logs I read, they started to leave you alone, then you dragged them back.

swankivy: Heh, funny how so many people believe the ONLY proper way to deal with an asshole is to ignore him UNLESS you secretly LIKE IT. I prefer to give them a lot more shit than they expected for thinking they can come out of the blue and talk to a stranger like they did, but apparently people like Jim above think I actually want this behavior unless my ONLY reaction is to try to make them leave me alone. . . .

Robin: Ivy, dear....I'm in tears after reading this converstaion with Kh! I'm laughing so hard, that tears are rolling down my cheeks, my lugs are screaming for air, peole around me are looking at me like i'm strange (Ok, so they do that anyway, but that's beside the point.)! You certainly have a flair for the subdued and understated, don't you?

And to think, you've probably made this poor chap so sad and lonely (not like he wasn't to begin with). Oh, i guess I'd better go, I think the short bus is here for either you or me... Take care my friend...

Rodney Gustafson: I spit my coke all over my computer reading this excerpt. This person gives me hope for the future of America.

Lauren: OMG<Woah...I have a dude doing that to me on yahoo.TAMA AKU

mikeyzxc2: Lol this is funny, you sure like spurring up the arguments don't you?

Sophie: I tend to agree with Jim. You played right along and when he was beginning to leave you alone, you pulled him back in. Taunted him, really. A simple "good-bye" early in the conversation is the best way to get rid of these jerks, if you REALLY want them to get lost. It seems you get something out of this as well as far as I can see. So I don't buy your indignation. Sorry.

swankivy: Ha, more bullshit. Again this dumb assumption that ignoring them is the only "real" way to deal with behavior I don't want. Speaking of things we don't buy, I don't buy that giving these assholes a taste of their own medicine is an unacceptable way to deal with them. I sure as hell am indignant, offended, and severely pissed that people think they can talk to me the way Kh did, but when people like Sophie above stroll in and blame the victim for not reacting in the pre-approved, avoidant, non-argumentative way that females are expected to deal with unwanted attention, they uphold the status quo that people who act like me secretly want to be treated this way. Uh, NO.

Me: Obviously fake...

swankivy: Heh, NOT "obviously fake," since yeah, sadly enough people really are this stupid. Sorry it blows your mind so much that people are this big of idiots, but I certainly have never needed to fabricate a cyber IM. What purpose would that have?

Miriam: I'm pretty sure I will be commenting on most of these, because if this convo is any indication of the rest, they will be hilarious.

SwankiVY2: Ooh, what a comeback.
SwankiVY2: You reek of intelligence.
Kh: no cumback
Kh: learn to spell

I'm assuming he meant to write "No, cumback".

In any case, unless he was trying to be sarcastic, "no cumback...learn to spell" is the best incident of epic grammar and spelling fail ever.