IM with UFjason

UFjason: whatup where you go out in gville
SwankiVY2: Oh, I never leave the house because I'm a nasty-looking dog and I don't want anyone to see me, sorry. I'm confined to a dark room so I don't frighten children and old people.
UFjason: oh yea,
UFjason: that funny
SwankiVY2: Oh, you laugh, but it's true! My meals are delivered to me by robot, and I have a bathroom right in my bedroom so I *never* have to leave.
UFjason: yea, thts funny as fuc
SwankiVY2: Oh, I wouldn't know, I never get any "fuc" because I am so hideous that no man would ever touch me.
UFjason: oh yea
UFjason: how ugly are you
SwankiVY2: So ugly your eyes would burn and your penis might melt.
UFjason: no shit
SwankiVY2: No, no shit, I'm sorry. I flushed. You can wait for my next one, though, and I'll mail it to you if you give me your address.
UFjason: alright
UFjason: ill give it to you later
SwankiVY2: Though I can't imagine why you would desire a sample of my stool.
SwankiVY2: Perhaps you'd like my genetic structure analyzed so that my ugly gene can be identified and eliminated from the future gene pool before it is too late?
SwankiVY2: Or maybe you're just one of those strange fecalphiliac people?
UFjason: dayum your buck
UFjason: or u sober
UFjason: are
SwankiVY2: My buck? What do you mean? I don't even have any bucks, or deer, or even dogs. They are afraid of my face.
SwankiVY2: And of course I'm sober.
UFjason: so tell me about yourself
UFjason: be candid
SwankiVY2: Well. I'm into midget porn, I enjoy smelling my own socks and collecting my bellybutton lint, and I enjoy making effigies out of my earwax and praying to them.
UFjason: oh yea , im into the same shit
SwankiVY2: I'm not into shit, you're the one into shit.
SwankiVY2: I just like the smell of my foot odor, not my shit.
UFjason: oh my badd
UFjason: didnt know you werent a fecal freak
SwankiVY2: Nope, that is your department.
UFjason: oh yea
UFjason: thts my shit
SwankiVY2: So why are you bothering me with it? Go steal diapers, or sleep in a horse barn, or something.
UFjason: did all that
UFjason: older now
SwankiVY2: Sure.
UFjason: alright yo
SwankiVY2: All right and yo what?
SwankiVY2: Why are you IMing me?
UFjason: no reason
SwankiVY2: If you don't have a reason, then stop.

[And he did! Boys and girls, I want you to look at how well UFjason follows directions!]

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Mikey: UFjason: did all that. I am sure that this guy did I get the impression that he is one of those real proud folks out there with the no closet can hold me and the looks to back it but sorry some of us just don't want to know. So grab your barn yard pleasure where you can. And please keep your fantasies of feces to yourself. Perhaps he will be a proctologist in a prison someday and all his dreams will come true, good luck Jason and may you always find anal lube on sale.

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