Jerk #10: "You think your profile is unique? WRONG! You're an idiot!"

RW: nice profile. i bet you think you're special, unique and all, you know, shocking people with such unusual answers.well.......they are dumb!
SwankiVY2: My answers are dumb?
RW: yup...they dont impress or shock me....
RW: they only tell me you took wayyyyyyyyyyy too much time thinking of an aol profile
SwankiVY2: Heh, i was gonna say, if that shocked you, you sure don't get out much.
RW: look at mine, it took me not a lot of thought, as you can see, plus about 2 minutes

[translation: I didn't put any thought into my profile at all, even though it is the first look at a person most people get on AOL. If you try to make yourself look interesting in what very well might be your first impression, why, then, you're nothing but a big loser!]

SwankiVY2: So, didja IM me just to insult me and run away, or would you like to judge me by who I really am and not by a summation of interesting bits I stuck in a profile?
SwankiVY2: <~~ has her own ideas of what a profile should be, no interest in trying to model it on yours
RW: i'm here listening dear
SwankiVY2: Hmmph. Well, maybe I should tell you why my profile's like that. I think that the more info I put in one, the more info I can get out to people.
SwankiVY2: And the more attention I get, the more interesting people I have the possibility to meet.
SwankiVY2: I'm not trying to impress you, you've got it all wrong.
SwankiVY2: You seem prone to snap judgments. So, why'd you IM me? To tell me off, or did you have a better reason?
RW: no, just because I dont like your attitude, i could tell your attitude by rading how you evaluate yourself
SwankiVY2: You don't like my attitude? But you haven't even met me!
RW: so........who meets "interesting people" on aol at night?? whats your problem
SwankiVY2: Oh, my goodness . . . you don't think anyone on AOL at night could possibly be interesting?
SwankiVY2: Then why are you here?
RW: Right, just losers, and me, of course
RW: i am here to make fun of all them, they're easy targets, just asking for it
SwankiVY2: I really don't have an attitude problem, so please don't assign one to me, or drop me in a category of self-absorbed losers.
RW: OK WELL>>>>>>>are you attractive>?
RW: do people tell you you are?
SwankiVY2: If all you want to do is sit around making fun of me, I honestly don't have time for it. So, let me know right now if you'd like to have a real conversation, and we can continue.
RW: no I don't silly, thats what I was saying! BYE
SwankiVY2: Heh . . . oh, I really pity you. You are going to sit around online making fun of people! Why don't you do something productive?

["Do something productive," says the queen of slackerhood . . . oh well.]