Jerk #14: "I hate you. E-mail me!"

Entry number 547:

Name: Jamie
E-mail address: Jaim48@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: Not Telling You
Comments:
Dang, girl!
You are U-G-L-Y! And I took a look at those IM things...you should have just cybered with them...I mean its not like you know them! And you're just TOO weird!
"YOU'VE ABUSED ME MENTALLY!"<--Whos SAYS that!? You coulda just said "I'm out-l8er" if you weren't into cybering.
E-mail me!
L8er

I didn't respond to this at all. Know why? WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS AND ASKS FOR ME TO REPLY IN E-MAIL? My estimation is that some idiot wanted to get back at whoever Jamie is, using me to do it. I was supposed to e-mail Jamie, and heap lots of undeserved electronic abuse upon her. Somehow I just don't think so. Whoever sent this doesn't know me very well. See, if I'd responded to this at all, I'd have quoted this guestbook entry and mentioned that this random insulting entry had appeared in the guestbook with her name on it. I'd say if she sent it, I'd like some justification for her stupid comments, though if she didn't send it (more likely), I thought she should know some ass is misrepresenting her.

So, anyway, going out to the person who really did write this:

Yup, I sure am ugly, and very proud of it.

Since I'm so butt-ugly, I know, I really should have cybered with those guys who kept asking, since that's the only action I'll ever get and ya know, I really wish I could get some action. The only reason I tell them off is that it makes me feel good to reject men.

Oh yeah . . . and if only I could be as witty as you . . . "You're just TOO weird" is the best insult anyone's ever used on me, I've been shaking for DAYS, and "I'm out-l8er" is by far the best exit to an undesirable conversation I've EVER heard. You must be wise and intelligent and I aspire to be like you.

::sigh:: I just deleted it from my guestbook and chuckled, and several days later decided it deserved a coveted place on my jerks page.