Jerk #21: "Got a panty pic?"

I got this while on my hosting name. Don't ask me why. . . .


Borne: you are perfect can i have you teach me
HEK Ivy: teach what?
Borne: well i kinda like panty pictures
HEK Ivy: What gives you the idea that I can teach you anything about taking panty pictures?
Borne: i was joking do you have any pics of panties please
HEK Ivy: Um...who are you and why're you asking me about panties?
HEK Ivy: Are you some kind of Panty FREAK™ ??
Borne: well yea i am i was just wondering if you had one to satisfy me with just one cum on
HEK Ivy: You're weird. I don't even know you and you're proposing some kind of fetish-related sexual act? What is the matter with you?
HEK Ivy: Is something just not connecting right in your head?
HEK Ivy: Birds build a nest in your skull? WHAT?
Borne: no not tonight
Borne: cum on you do don't you just one
HEK Ivy: If you're into panties, why not just get a JC Penney's catalog and go through looking at the underwear models? Why attack some uninterested girl online?
Borne: ok never mind if you think im attacking you mistacken get a life you over exagerator
HEK Ivy: I very much WANT you to "never mind," and you are attacking me...you're putting unwanted messages on my screen.
HEK Ivy: Not that I think it's violent, but it's unwanted, unwarranted, stupid behavior.
HEK Ivy: Why'd you pick me? And why didn't you shut up when I wasn't interested?
Borne: later you freak
HEK Ivy: You're online asking for pictures of underwear and I'M the freak?
Borne: ivy is contagious and guess what you the one with ivy in ther name leave me alone bye
HEK Ivy: If you want me to leave you alone, stop IMing ME back. You instigated the conversation, not me.
Borne: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksssssss
HEK Ivy: Um, what?
Borne: ummmmmm
HEK Ivy: What?
Borne: huhhhhhhhh'
HEK Ivy: Okay, reduced to drooling and banging on the keyboard...hope you have fun.
Borne: ok
HEK Ivy: Oh, look, a somewhat coherent response!

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Comments from others:

Mikey: This guy is another real winner yep *Borne* to be another reason for earlier lessons on birth control in schools throughout the country. I have no idea why he wants pictures of undergarments but perhaps he has a special K9 friend in which can not wear lingerie of any kind when he gets intimate with him or perhaps he has never seen a J C Penny's catalog or checked out a Sunday paper. Anyway they do have help for this type of person it is called get a life and stop thinking with your two inch killer.

anon: This guy was rude and you are funny but there's nothing wrong with liking panties, or maybe you mean freak in a good way, I like to wear my girlfriends panties once in a while and not only does it feel good but gives me a sense of her aura on me, but that's a lot different from pics from strangers I think

swankivy: Oh, don't worry, anon (if you ever see this!). No, I don't think being into panties is freaky in general. I don't care what someone's preferences are. But you know how people say "Oh yeah, I'm a baseball freak!" when they say they're really into something . . . I was asking him if he was obsessed with panties. But yes, I do consider it VERY inappropriate to ask those kinds of questions when you're talking to someone you absolutely do not know. There's no way he didn't know that this was not socially acceptable. He didn't care, clearly.

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