Jerk #25: "i canot folow direcshuns n its ur fault!!!"

Subject: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:00:17 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Mandi [full address deleted]
To: SwankiVY2

ur codes are not right

So, even though I knew what she was probably referring to, I played dumb a little, attempting to demand courtesy.

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:19:41 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: SwankiVY2
To: Mandi [full address deleted]

In a message dated 10/2/2004 11:00:17 PM Eastern Standard Time, Mandi writes:

ur codes are not right

My codes are not right. What are you talking about? If you're talking about the alt code page, or the symbol font alt code page, the problem is on your side, because alt codes work and if they aren't working for you you just don't know what you're doing. I explain how to use them on the page. If you don't understand, you can ask me a question, but don't tell me they're "not right," because that doesn't help me figure out what you're doing wrong.

~*~iVY

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:24:35 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Mandi [full address deleted]
To: SwankiVY2

it is wrong and i do know how to do them

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:32:33 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: SwankiVY2
To: Mandi [full address deleted]

In a message dated 10/2/2004 11:24:35 PM Eastern Standard Time, Mandi writes:

it is wrong and i do know how to do them

Look, there's nothing wrong about it. I can do them just fine and so can MOST of the people who have written me to thank me for the page (though there's always a few e-mails from people like you who aren't reading or understanding the directions and think it's my fault). If you'd like to tell me what you're trying to do and where you're hitting trouble, I'll show you what you're doing wrong.

Subject: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:38:14 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Mandi [full address deleted]
To: SwankiVY2

ok i can do the regular ones but when i do the symbols when i type them in they arent the ones that it is supposed to be

im me

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:42:51 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: SwankiVY2
To: Mandi [full address deleted]

In a message dated 10/2/2004 11:38:14 PM Eastern Standard Time, Mandi writes:

ok i can do the regular ones but when i do the symbols when i type them in they arent the ones that it is supposed to be

That's because you are not reading the directions on the page that you're talking about. That's exactly what I thought. I will cut and paste the directions for you from that page.

This is my Symbol Alt Code page. To use them, change your font to Symbol, put on the "num lock," and then hold down the alt key and push the combination of numbers indicated.

NOTE: I got this message in my guestbook: "uve created a great wepayge with tons of stuff, but guess wot?! most of it is $#!+.. ur alt code additional alt code thingy is dumb! it dont even work!" If anyone thinks this doesn't work, you are NOT FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS, because it DOES work. Please mail me if you're having trouble figuring it out, it really doesn't help to e-mail me and insult me when you're the one who can't follow directions. If it's not working for you, do what it says above AND CHANGE YOUR FONT TO SYMBOL. CHANGE IT TO SYMBOL. NOW. If you are in an application that doesn't let you change fonts, this will NOT work, you'll end up with the REGULAR ALT CODES that are on that other page. Please don't e-mail me with problems if you haven't tried changing your font to Symbol yet. Thank you.

Does it make sense? I hope so because I don't think I can make it more specific. . . .

::im me::

No, my IMs are off. Sorry.

~*~iVY

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:44:02 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Mandi [full address deleted]
To: SwankiVY2

ok thanks

o sry i never read that before lol i can be a little stupid sometimes (i am a blonde)

and y is ur im turned off

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:55:10 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: SwankiVY2
To: Mandi [full address deleted]

In a message dated 10/2/2004 11:50:20 PM Eastern Standard Time, Mandi writes: o sry i never read that before lol i can be a little stupid sometimes (i am a blonde)

Yeah, see this never makes any sense to me. I would think before someone would e-mail me asking me for help (or cussing me out, like that one guy), they would read all the stuff on the page to try to figure it out before telling me I did something wrong. I'm a blonde too, by the way. . . .

::and y is ur im turned off ::

Because I am working on things and I don't want to be IMed.

~*~iVY

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/2/2004 11:55:54 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Mandi [full address deleted]
To: SwankiVY2

ok

I thought it was over at that point. But then the next day:

Subject: (no subject)
Date: 10/3/2004 2:06:09 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Mandi [full address deleted]
To: SwankiVY2

ur really short and ugly

Oh, thanks, BITCH! My reply says it all:

Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: 10/3/2004 7:05:24 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: SwankiVY2
To: Mandi [full address deleted]

::ur really short and ugly::

I probably shouldn't even reply to you since you're obviously an idiot. Especially after what you pulled yesterday with the b.s. where you wrote to me whining that my alt codes didn't work when you didn't even bother to read the page. But I'll go ahead and favor you with a letter back anyway, because you see I'm just so nice.

Yup, I'm short. Based on an average of American females, I am below the average height. If you're trying to restate a fact to piss me off, you'll have to find something that is actually an insult. "You're short" doesn't bother me, because it is true.

As for ugly—I wouldn't imagine you'd find me particularly attractive, being that it's likely you're a heterosexual female. Beyond that, I'd say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you think I'm ugly you're entitled to your opinion. Though I do have to say that nearly everyone who has told me I am ugly is only saying so because they can't think of anything that's actually a good insult. "Ooh, you're ugly." I care that you think so? Certainly not.

You'll be happy to know that as a result of your rudeness, your communication with me will now serve as a public example of how stupid you are. And now I will end this mail, since attempting to dumb my words down to your level is giving me a headache.

~*~iVY

You know, I'm almost ashamed of this one . . . obviously I shouldn't have even started anything with her because she's young and stupid and not even worthy of these replies that sound like I'm getting all worked up. But I have to say that she pushed one of my pet peeve buttons—the one about people who are ignorant through laziness and blame the result on other people for not making it easier—and then she went and insulted me for her own stupidity. I blocked her mail after this, figuring if she was mad enough she'd try again from another address, but she never has. The end.