Jerk #29: "your gay and im gonna kill you"

Nails: fuck you nigger
SwankiVY2: Hmm, okay
Nails: YOUR DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
Nails: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
Nails: -DEAD-
Nails: WHATS YOUR ADDRESS?!
SwankiVY2: My dead motherfucker? I wasn't aware I had a motherfucker in the first place, and now he's dead!
Nails: you dont make sense you stupid bitch
Nails: i'm going to beat the shit out of you YOU COCKSUCKER YOUR DEAD
SwankiVY2: You don't either, when you don't use the correct forms of "you're" and "your" in the correct places.
SwankiVY2: Wow, now "your" dead. You need a grammar lesson!
SwankiVY2: What you want there is "you're."
Nails: lmfao holy shit your gay
SwankiVY2: "You're dead," meant as a threat of course, since obviously if you're typing to me I'm not dead.
SwankiVY2: Oh, now it's my gay! You don't get that "your" is possessive?
Nails: hahaha listen you dorky fucking melvin
Nails: i know spelling is your only asset
Nails: you ugly whore
Nails: but i don't give a FUCK
Nails: OK U R GAY LKOL
SwankiVY2: Uh-huh. Gay as a rainbow parade. Apparently this is supposed to be an insult?
SwankiVY2: And apparently I'm also supposed to feel threatened by being called nigger, motherfucker, cocksucker, and whore.
Nails: no your gay as in you muff dice you dyke bitch
SwankiVY2: I understand what you're saying. But I don't particularly think calling me homosexual is an insult.
Nails: YEAH WELL I THINK IT IS HOW ABOUT THAT BITCH?!
SwankiVY2: Especially since obviously you're just trying to make me angry, and it's equally obvious that you don't know how to do it.
Nails: im a better speller than you
Nails: get back in the kitchen and make my dinner bitch
SwankiVY2: No need to stop lying now, is there?
SwankiVY2: So. Do you have something you want to say to me, or shall I go give my attention to things and people what deserve it?
Nails: yes i do have something to say
SwankiVY2: Does it involve wolves?
Nails: your a fucking faggot and im going to kill you, nigger
SwankiVY2: Ahh, that.
Nails: I HAVE A JOKE
Nails: WHAT IS BLACK ORANGE AND VERY PRETTY?
SwankiVY2: Well, I guess I'll just end this conversation now, then. Um . . . hopefully this is appropriate for your understanding: "Your mom."

[Heh, by the way, the reference to "wolves" up there, if you're wondering, is because around this time I was being harassed by a couple of dumb teenage girls who thought it was fun to pretend to be strangers, compliment my Web page, and then start hammering me with nonsensical in-joke IMs that they thought were hilarious. They would invite me to a hukilau and yell "don't respect the wolf!" and I guess this was very amusing to them. They had been doing this sort of thing recently, so I had wolves on the brain after talking to idiots, and as a result that reference ended up coming out while I was talking to this idiot too.]

reeny:"My dead motherfucker? I wasn't aware I had a motherfucker in the first place, and now he's dead!"

Taylor: I sincerely hope he doesn't breed. It's truly amazing to see how ignorant people can be, and it's even more amazing that it still happens no matter how much others try to educate them against it.