Jerk #8: "link me, you bitch!"

Pjs: hi
SwankiVY2: Hello.
Pjs: what are you doing?
SwankiVY2: Working on my web page
Pjs: hey check this out
SwankiVY2: what?
Pjs: www.fortichetukneeresort.com
SwankiVY2: What is it?
Pjs: its a new gig I got
SwankiVY2: "gig"?
Pjs: you know the springs?
SwankiVY2: yes
Pjs: yeah web design work
SwankiVY2: never been
Pjs: you should
Pjs: it purty
SwankiVY2: I got http 500 internal server error.
Pjs: http://www.fortichetuckneeresort.com/
Pjs: I am there right now...... ???
Pjs: so is a buddy of mine on a different connection... I dont know why its not coming up
Pjs: oh yah it was spelled wrogn
SwankiVY2: I don't know, it came up only the second time you Imed it tom e
Pjs: spelling error
SwankiVY2: see how those matter? ::grin::
Pjs: that is probably the most frusterating thing with computers... one little error can make you go insane
SwankiVY2: none of the links work, is it supposed to be that way?
Pjs: well I just started it about 15 minutes ago
SwankiVY2: Oh, all right.
SwankiVY2: I don't usually send people to pages until they're ready to be explored, so I wasn't expecting thast.
SwankiVY2: that*
SwankiVY2: Unless I'm asking for advice or opinions on a new layout or something.
Pjs: well not everyone is like you
SwankiVY2: I know that.
SwankiVY2: And thank goodness.
Pjs: !!!!!
Pjs: well I just thought I would show you what I was doing.. why? for the HELL OF IT!!!! CACKLE!!!!
SwankiVY2: well, you sent me a link, and it was just a page of links and none of the links worked. . . . I wasn't sure if I was supposed to give you an opinion or something
Pjs: nahhhh SwankiVY2 just chatting with you for no particular reason
SwankiVY2: Well. good for you. I guess I'm going to continue working on my homepage now.
Pjs: hey put a link to www.swampshopper.com ok?

[Checking this page out, I saw that it was some University of Florida affiliated site designed to sell stuff. I do not put ADS on my page. So you can understand my answer. . . . ]

SwankiVY2: No.
Pjs: why???
SwankiVY2: I'm not your advertising service, that's not what my homepage is for.
Pjs: what is your page for
SwankiVY2: My homepage is a personal homepage.
Pjs: well I am an online buddy right?
SwankiVY2: So, that means that everyone who IMs me gets advertisements for their personal gain on my Web page? That's not my intent.
Pjs: well I will link to yours.... deal?
SwankiVY2: You do what you like. I'm not going to link there.
Pjs: oh I see!!!!!!!
SwankiVY2: see what?
Pjs: how you are!!!!!!!! don't you like to be friendly?
SwankiVY2: Sure. But I already told you once that I was not interested in advertising for whatever that site is, and you kept badgering me, so I needed to tell you more firmly, I suppose.
SwankiVY2: You didn't get the message when I said I wasn't interested in linking there because my site is not for that.
Pjs: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you play hard ball.. what is the longest boyfriend you ever had?
SwankiVY2: that's not any of your business.
Pjs: Oh I see

[He quit IMing me after that, for some reason. (Heh, I wonder why??) The question about the boyfriend threw me . . . it's amazing to me how often people make these judgments about me and think I'm a complete bitch who has no friends and does nerdy things all the time just because I don't respond positively to them.]